Sarah makes her stalkee write. Author fic—this means that it features real people and fandom characters talking about fic. What that means is that it’s probably not worth reading unless you’re me or Carla!
Sarcastic Diary entries for the vampires in the film. Do not expect this to be intelligent or angsty. This are superficial parodies. Fun and no brains. Inspired by Cassandra Claire’s LotR Very Secret Diaries.